I definitely have my fair share of coffee each day. Although I don’t think you can ever have too much, David Letterman has a good “Top 10” list of how you might know if you are drinking a little too much coffee.
Top Ten Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee
- Your blood type has been reclassified as “Espresso”
- Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog
- As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee
- Your after-shave is hazelnut non-dairy creamer
- You’re tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men’s room stall
- A Starbucks just opened in your basement
- Your last words before bypass surgery: “Tell Juan Valdez I love him”
- You average 80 blinks per minute
- You named your kids “Tall,” “Grande,” and “Venti”
- You’re unable to sleep, you actually watch “The Late Show”